I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
