do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I didn't notice because vodka
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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