Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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