Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
this hospital has no fireball
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
