How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize
