Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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