we're blogging at a bar
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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