Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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