Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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