We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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