Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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