I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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