he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
