We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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