I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
