It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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