you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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