SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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