your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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