that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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