I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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