How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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