like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My breasts were aching with rage.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
