I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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