Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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