just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
