omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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