Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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