You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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