Rock
Scissors
Fuck
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
