i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
