Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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