everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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