Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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