If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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