her vagine was all disorganized.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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