So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my being single is dangerous.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
And my parents said I crawled through the house
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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