I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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