ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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