'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
the liver wants what the liver wants
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i think im in europe. pls send help
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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