So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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