He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Vodka?
Forever.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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