so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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