i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Boobs are out for the taking
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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