I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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