Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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