brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I look better un-naked...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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