I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My vagina is very pro this idea
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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