Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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