she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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